You can spend four years in Houston and not see snow once. In the snowy Rust Belt they remain ignorant. But in between where the proper snow is a rare occurrence exists a magical treat known as snow cream. Snow cream is, simply put, an ice cream substitute made from fresh, powdery snow.
And I, a hillbilly transplanted to a Rust Belt ready with veritable feet of good snow, will teach you the trick to making perfect snow cream.